My 2 Dollars has a post up where he lists 35 different ways you can ditch cable and satellite, but still get free TV. Since his list has already grown to 41, it inspired me break out the old Karaoke machine and record a tribute to internet TV. I’m not ready to quit my day job for a professional Karaoke career, but hope you enjoy it anyway. My apologies ahead of time to both Mr. Simon and my readers. This song is dedicated to Comcast for all of their years of craptacular service.
50 Ways To Leave Your Television Provider
The problem has to do with your TiVo she said to me
Fiber’s not the answer if you take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your TV provider
She said it’s really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself At the risk of being rude
There must be fifty ways to leave your TV provider
Fifty ways to leave your TV provider
Use wifi to hack, Jack
Set up a LAN, Stan
You don’t need to comprehend, friend
To set your TV free
Just hop on the web, Deb
don’t need to download much
Just drop in the streams, meme
and get your TV for free
Use Joost to Roost Bruce
make for Beeline Seign
for all your free TV needs
Don’t know what to watch, Gus
no reason to fuss much
Just watch DemocracyTV with Me
She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To speed your downloads again
I said I appreciate that
But would you please explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don’t we both
Just sleep on it for a fortnight
And I believe that in the future
You’ll begin to see the HD light
And then she comped me for a free month
And I realized she was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your TV provider
Fifty ways to leave your TV provider